Thursday, June 04, 2009

A nice set of USB ports.

I nearly offered to perform unladylike acts with the UPS man yesterday. He's the angel in tight brown shorts who delivered a new desktop computer to my door.

New computers function better than older computers with sudden power supply issues. I could have replaced the impotent parts on the old model but instead I traded in for a new model with chiseled pectorals and a melty latin accent. I need to shave my legs. I am not worthy.

If I were stranded on a desert island I'd want a leatherman tool...and a coconut powered laptop...maybe the UPS man.

You'll excuse me now. I've been deprived of my usual round of sites and I've been experiencing the worst internet DTs. Eventually I'll shower.


  1. i love the ups man.
    especially if hes delivering a computer.

  2. I got simulataneously excited thinking of the UPS man and the UPS I bought yesterday--the Uninterrupted Power Source that will now protect my TiVo and big screen TV.

    Showering is overrated.

  3. Hey, wait a minute; where are all the hot UPS girls? I might even shower for that too...

  4. Next time make sure to get pictures of the UPS guy holding his power mean the computers power cord...BWAHAHAHA


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