Friday, August 28, 2009

Better than watching Planet of the Apes.

Am I awake yet?

I've not slept really well for the past two weeks. Having to deal with stupidity in one's life will do that. In a year or less I'll detail what this stupidity is because that's when the stupidity will be over. I decided not to publicly yak about this stupidity during the stupidity's term for stupid convoluted ethical reasons. This job ain't worth wages.

No, this has nothing to do with anything that is truly a priority with me, like family, friends, this blog and sipping on a good cup of coffee...and yes, I'm still quite sterile. This is outside stupidity.

To deal with the lack of sleep and the overuse of the word stupidity this morning I needed a good cry. Which wasn't coming naturally. Instead of punching myself in the nose to accomplish a little stress release, I avoided embarrassing and suspicious bruising by turning to YouTube and watching childbirth videos.

The moment there is crowning I turn into a faucet. That's a whole ten seconds into the first mucousy home water birth. Crying accomplished. Mommy crying, Daddy crying, Baby crying, Becky boo-hooing like my pony had broken a leg and we had to shoot it behind the shed.

I feel better now.

There is only one video I'd like to embed in my post. This is the one that had me wiping my nose on the knee of my pajama pants. Now, you readers and other hangers on, this is a childbirth video and there is plenty of goo. You've been warned.



Poo, I'm gonna cry again.

Good.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the warning. I didnt watch the video.

    However, the thought of u being able to wip your nose on your knees was to be the highlight of my day. Wow u are still so flexible. All together now,,,,4 more, 3 more, 2 more, keep up the good work.

    Erf

    Erf

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