Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Oh Brothers and Sisters!

It's with the highest love and compassion that I invite you to worship with me at my new church.

Don't worry brethren. If you have cable you will never have to leave the comforts of your own home in the search for salvation! You too can be reborn! Hallelujah!

Yes, I witness to you, that I've been washed clean of my sins through two to three hours of the perfect knowledge of SpongeBob SquarePants every single morning!

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Little children shall lead them, and so mine have. Oh Glory! Oh Krabby Patty!

I have put on my ratty yellow bathrobe and held the huge fluffy carwash sponges and cried in relief! I have marvelled at the message in high definition! I have given myself in humility to Nickelodeon!

Oh fie on you Squidward! Get thee back Plankton! I will not accept your fruit off the tree! You will not get the secret formula!

My heart is so full about being able so share such a profound and life changing message with you.

I'm yours in faith and jellyfish.

School...it starts in three weeks...praise SpongeBob


  1. god i love spongebob.

    love the new layout. its seems very "pineapple under the sea"-ish.

  2. I want to make everyone new layouts! I had SO much fun with this one.

  3. I will be the first confirmed member of your church!
    I have my yellow foam jacket and yellow rubber gloves on and ready to go!

  4. We've put a moratorium on SpongeBob in our house. I'm not sure why, but more than any other show she watches, it will make the kiddo act like a little insane monkey. Which in turn makes me act like a big insane monkey.

    We do still allow Phineas and Ferb, however.

  5. But did you ride the Hasselhoff?


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