You wanna know whats awesome?
When you and your spouse have shoved all the kids into their beds for the night...
Clothing is completely removed, even the socks...
A game of "warm warm cold warm warmer" is getting to the very warm point...
And you suddenly notice that the feathers inside your down comforter are escaping en-masse, like lemmings off a cliff, and sticking to any body part above the temperature of lukewarm.
That's what's awesome.
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The Robe and Slippers
- Becky..AMHW
- Bendover, Nevada, United States
- This is a "damned housewife blog" all about my life as a thirty-seven year old housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three sons, three dressmakers dummies, two cats, a crock pot, a power drill and a vagina.
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Peacock Flapper costume.
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Viking costume.
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Female Mummy.
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Becky Lee Evans
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8 comments:
Sounds like fun!
How about a fully rendered charcoal drawing
I love Afternoon Delights but then I don't have school aged children around to worry about. We have never experienced the feathers coming out of a comforter.
My wife only plays 'cold cold cold stop it cold I said NO cold Jesus H. Christ cold get out.'
So i take it u arent allergic to down. Yet another important thing to remember or not, lol
Do u get to take him comforter shopping in the morning?
Erf
i stopped by feather filled bed items for this exact reason.
Hee hee hee!
Just be thankful there was not any whipped cream, chocolate or honey in this picture...
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