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The Absent Minded Housewife
The Robe and Slippers
Becky..AMHW
Bendover, Nevada, United States
This is a "damned housewife blog" all about my life as a thirty-seven year old housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three sons, three dressmakers dummies, two cats, a crock pot, a power drill and a vagina.
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The Sewing
Peacock Flapper costume.
UPDATED 7/21/2009!
Viking costume.
JUST BEGUN!
Female Mummy.
FINISHED!
The Dust Bunnies
The Dusting
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2005-2011
Becky Lee Evans
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Trying to make puns out of Eminem lyrics for this post is a horrifying experience that I won't be repeating again.
Last day of Hannukah and the 19th day of my audio advent calendar, get crunked and
Get Your Dreidel On
.
Hands off my latkes shorty.
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