Tuesday, February 16, 2010

There is a prize in my box of cereal, yay!

My four year old son heard me peeing from the other side of the bathroom door and ever so politely inquired, "Did you grow a penis yet?"

I replied that girls don't have penises. They have vulvas and vulvas have a hole where the pee comes out.

Disappointed with that answer he asked, "Why don't you want a penis?"

It's a valid question. I'm told that having a penis is a life changing experience. They are fun to show off at parties. Nothing is ever boring when you have a little pirate in the crows nest over your poop deck.

I told him that I didn't want a penis because they were just too damned expensive. He's lucky he got his for free.

Then my son asked to watch cartoons.


  1. Really. Why don't you want a penis? :P

  2. Haha..he's funny.

    A couple of weeks ago my 6 year old daughter was in the kitchen holding herself. I asked her if she had to go to the bathroom. She looks at me with the straightest face and says, "no I'm just scratching my nuts."

    I pissed myself laughing then proceeded to Facebook it and call certain relatives to tell them.

    She has 2 big brothers and a father who apparently is afraid his is going to fall off because he can't keep his damn hands off it......Or maybe I don't touch it enough, either way, she needs a more female influence in her life. I'm a major tomboy, even at 31 years old. Always have been, always will be...lol

    Now...why don't you want a penis again??

  3. We need to co-author a book.

  4. I don't really want a penis either. They seem like they are difficult to tuck in, get hard at inopportune times and causes you to do really stupid things you regret for the rest of your life. Hormones and tequila get me in enough trouble.

  5. Moog, you want to write a book about penises? Penii? Penissusses?

    This is not a surprise.

  6. That is too funny. Little boys imaginations! Each of my two sons when they were 3 or 4 thought that I peed out of my butt.

  7. You also don't want a penis and balls because they have to be rearranged and moved all the time. And they seem to itch!

  8. Oh my word, I'm in stiches!


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