Friday, April 23, 2010

You took my favorite broadcaster, Paul Harvey.

Dear Lord, This year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayzie. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite president is Barack Obama. Amen

I quoted that just how I found that floating around the status updates of many on the Facebooks, spelling mistakes and all. Cut and paste is a wonderful tool. I'll get around to posting this one as my update after I get to my bra color, my belief in god and jesus and the bible, healthcare, gay marriage, and some dumb twerp needing a smack upside the head.

People sure are angry. They are so angry that they barely know who or what they are angry about. Any reason to be angry is a reason to feel in the right or justified. I am pissed, therefore I am!

I'll pass this flu around. I'm not sneezing into my political sleeve! Have a viral YouTube:

Yeah yeah, that YouTube is just as inflammatory as the status update. Ain't that the point? If you can't hoot or hollar to it, it ain't truth, by gum. Shades of grey are only in the volume of the rhetoric or the amount of tears.

Dear Lord, my favorite political commentators are that both Glenn Beck and Rachel Maddow? Amen and Hallelujah?

As I write this I have just learned that my favorite governor of Arizona passed that poorly conceived immigration bill into law. I could deliver my thoughts on such a thing calmly and logically but that would only hinder my credibility on this subject. Instead I'll just sarcastically remark that it's good to be in the sunscreen business in the The Grand Canyon State.

If we can pass around Obama graphics heavily laden with Nazi references, we can sew stars of David on the clothing of anyone with an understandable desert tan, right? Righto!

That's how I know I'm right. This news has made me angry and I've added an "o" to the back of the word for emphasis.

Please folks, please tell me that our last election, an election that didn't require recounts or court intervention, didn't kill the age of reason, whether that reason is right, left or parted like a hippie's hair straight down the middle.

Just calm down and take a breath before you tell me.


  1. Good post. The Tea Party folks have made for great schadenfreude these past couple months. It's like watching a real-life South Park episode.

  2. I still cant vote in the US but at least i won some money at the casio and they didnt collect any tax :)


  3. Word, AMH. Thanks for saying it.


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