Monday, May 24, 2010

Got Loops.

There are only so many carpet samples you can look at over in a weekend before you start making lewd carpet jokes.

I'd repeat them here but it turns out that you had to be there.  No one appreciates a lewd carpet joke like flooring patrons in Salt Lake City. 

I didn't even get into Utah being the Meth Capital of the World.  As far as I could see none of my co-patrons were sucking on the berbers or missing teeth.  A little too early in the day for that I suppose.

This summer I get carpet.  I'm looking forward to living like civilized folk.  No more shall my progeny use sidewalk chalk right in the middle of the living room.  No more do I need to wash the floor with a brush after my progeny has written the words they heard at school with sidewalk chalk in the middle of my living room.

And Lo...furious anger shall rain forth from the heavens if any of my progeny spill any body fluids of any sort upon the new carpet.

Yeah...like I can keep that from happening.

1 comment:

  1. Those small samples of carpet, from the carpet stores, are good for keeping your feet warm in ice arena dressing rooms,,, just saying.

    Have fun shopping.

    Erf

    ReplyDelete

Absent Minded Archives