Tuesday, November 16, 2010

He bleeped me with science...

PineSol is not sexy.   It's just not.  Any antiseptic is not sexy.  Fighting germs makes no one tingle.

Well...maybe except my Mom.  She has her cleaning rituals right down pat.  This is why we call her the Empress of Electrolux.  Vacuuming makes my Mom a happy happy woman.

But that's besides the point.  When most people think of their mothers or sanitizing anything they don't think about sex.

This is why I had a confusing moment watching the news this morning.  I mean, morning is not usually a time a day I'm thinking about sex either.  I just woke up and I have fuzz on my teeth.  Give me a moment and some coffee to work myself into boinking mood. 

You want to really kill my drive wake me up early and tell me that one of my boys completely missed the toilet.  Boom.  Libido out for approximately 12 hours.

See, Bill Nye the Science Guy was billed on my news this morning.

...and Bill Nye can recite his curriculum vitae, not laying a single finger on me and I'd be a happy happy woman.

However, Bill ain't laying a finger on anyone without sanitizing his hands.  This was the point of his appearance on the news.  Observe:

Sorry about the ad...and no this isn't my local news. It was just a convenient video to embed.

Bill, my bunsen burner ain't heating up proper!

Must counteract this effect by picking my nose.  Ahhhh.

Oh Bill Nye, you science geek bowhunk! Why am I so inexplicably drawn? Oh, that's right...no matter how big a mess you make doing all your little science experiments your lab coat remains clean and pressed.

The Empress of Electrolux would approve.

1 comment:

  1. I just saw this article and thought of you: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40231977/ns/today-entertainment/?GT1=43001


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