Thursday, November 18, 2010's sticky.

I thought I was fairly internet savvy.

I know what a Rick-Roll is by golly.  I've been on the you-tubes and the facebooks and the tweets and the and the chat roulette.  Chat Roulette lasted all of two minutes before I determined that people sure are bored these days.  Good lord.  Keep those antacids and a bucket nearby.

Yup, savvy, that is until I heard the term "blue waffles" today.  As in, if you are texted or emailed some blue waffles, well, that means that someone thinks that you are a giant douche-canoe.

When you look up the term "blue waffles" be sure to not look at the results at work or in front of your children.

Because your children probably already know how charming such an endearment is and you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of them for being so out of touch.

Grab a bucket too, just in case.


  1. Remember the first time you ever Googled "goatse"? I sure do! Not gonna look at the waffle pictures, no, ma'am.

  2. What's a goatse? Blink blink blink...

  3. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

  4. Oh that is nasty!! Of course I had to share my newfound knowledge with all my Facebook friends! Thank you for giving me something to gross everybody out. =)


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