Last year my little family didn't travel into Utah to eat roast meats and other carbs with family because we all had flu.
This year it's been decided that we aren't travelling into Utah because Mother Nature has the flu. When Mama ain't happy ain't no one happy.
There isn't any need to worry about body scans or pat downs at any international airport in this vicinity because more likely than not, you aren't going anywhere. The blizzard, even if there won't be a disgusting amount of snow, is going to render everyone blind and flash frozen like Dippin' Dots.
I know, you were looking forward to your body cavity search.
Seeing that we were going to be driving instead of flying, any body cavity searches that I was likely to be involved with were going to be performed in house. Perhaps we would have donned rubber gloves for the authenticity factor. Spreading whilst standing in front of the microwave while it's on. Then we would have surrendered any bottles of liquids and pairs of tiny scissors we might have been carrying.
Since we're staying home we'll have to find other ways to entertain ourselves, I guess.
Oh, the storm ruined that too. They've cancelled school today.
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