If your five year old gave you a heart shaped ring that contained orange flavored glittery lip gloss, then waited for you to put said lip gloss on because it would make you very beautiful, wouldn't you cover that kid in smooshy sparkly kisses too?
Way way nicer than the gifts he used to give me before he was potty trained.
Those gifts rarely glittered.
That's right. I've had champagne. Happy Valentine's Day!