Lush Rimbaugh spent a lot of time eating paint chips. They are a crunchy snack.
Yet, here I sit, worried about Rush making less money than he used to. Everyone is these days. Paychecks aren't going up with inflation. The price of gasoline has risen a penny a day for the last month. Snickers bars are smaller for the same price. How will Rush survive?
I say, we find the man new advertisers. We shouldn't stress the idea that an advertiser has to support the content, but more that an advertiser should highlight the culturally significant points of the message. Product tie ins that make apologies, no matter how flimsy they are, unnecessary.
Let's start with the obvious:
For when political punditry gives you that not so fresh feeling.
An empty septic tank is a happy septic tank!
Delicious with Vicodin!
I got my degree in thinkology...and dental assisting.
If we all work together, reach out across those aisles, we can give Rush a break and he'll be able to afford cigars and Viagra again.
Or at least three ex wives will get their alimony checks this month.