With Mitt Romney's announcement of Paul Ryan as his running mate, the internets has turned into a frenzy of policy debate. Real and interesting policy debate which is quite unlike the frenzy that presented itself when Sarah Palin was announced.
You can't get much back and forth out of "You can actually see Russia, from land, here in Alaska."
Yes, I suppose you can. Can't refudiate that one.
Paul Ryan is just as polarizing a choice however. Either you really like the guy and his record or you really don't, that is, except on one important issue...
...In my readings around the internets, there has been much oversharing on both sides of the aisle from women who've had sex dreams about Romney's next president of the United States. Sex dreams involving many scenarios, positions, fluids and kitchen appliances.
Which I find disturbing.
Granted, I tend to lean to the liberal side and having a sex dream about someone who sees all black and white and no grey areas when it comes to my uterus isn't something I wish for. My uterus is complicated.
No, what's disturbing is that the announcement is only three days old and already throngs of women are getting it on in dreamland with Mr. Laffer Curve.
Paul Ryan IS a handsome guy. He looks...rugged. Lean. Passionate. He looks like he smells delicious. Musky with citrus notes. He looks like he wears boxer briefs and undershirts that never have armpit stains. He looks like he knows that office desks can be used for more than just paperwork...
I think I need a nap.
All this feeling disturbed, it's made me sooooo sleepy.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
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