I've waited for this day all year!
Tomorrow is finally the day! THE DAY!
By the end of the day, it'll be all over.
There might be a party.
There will be food. I'm thinking I'll put together a pot roast. Taters. Gravy. Dinner rolls. Some kind of dessert that has a high goo and sugar quotient.
I can't wait!
It's also election day, but whatever.
Don't worry about getting me anything.
There isn't anything you could buy that I really need.
Except for one of these:
Instead, you can get me this:
Which would be fine, but if you vote the other way at least the robocalls will stop.
Thanks a bunch!