I'm sewing today. My kids seem to want to wear something for Halloween. They are always needing stuff. Like nutritious food and interaction and effective discipline. Phht.
Since I'm busy, have some alpaca porn.
My husband has told me that I am not allowed to buy a book about vaginas for my Kindle because it's priced at ten dollars and that's too much to pay for Vagina. This after we paid sixteen dollars to watch Taken 2 tonight. A little vagina might just get that Liam Neeson taste out of my mouth.
It's not often I get profane here on FB...but geez, Ann Coulter is such a twat.