Comments on The Absent Minded Housewife: Bleached Whale

Go forward with thine pastiness! The tan in a can ...

2008-06-11T12:35:00.000-06:00

Go forward with thine pastiness! The tan in a can thing is ... odd. I hope you don't streak. If you get streaks, are those considered, "tan hi-lights"?

I avoid the sun like the plague. I go to the beach and turn the umbrella like a sun dial all day. Ok, I don't ... I have my husband doing it. Hey! You there! Is that sun? IT'S TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!!!

I own stock in Coppertone. Smell that cocoanutty goodness!

I'm the only person in my family who tans...INSTAN...

2008-06-11T10:52:00.000-06:00

I'm the only person in my family who tans...INSTANTLY! I have only to step into the sun for a minute and I look like a Hulk Hogan stunt double.
The rest of my Swedish family burns and then peels before getting a slight tan (think of a graham cracker.)

I'm pale and proud. In fact, I'm so pale, I'm almo...

2008-06-10T19:58:00.000-06:00

I'm pale and proud. In fact, I'm so pale, I'm almost see-through. I'd probably do a tan-in-a-can myself, but I'm too lazy for that upkeep. So I've embraced Nicole Kidman and the other pasty princesses as my mentors to help me embrace my whiteness.

If I weren't so white, I'd be a lobster. That seems to be my only other choice. Blisters on your chest and shoulders are NOT fun.

If you were any whiter, you'd be clear.

2008-06-10T17:45:00.000-06:00

If you were any whiter, you'd be clear.

Yup... i have had total strangers drive by in cars...

2008-06-10T15:25:00.000-06:00

Yup... i have had total strangers drive by in cars and scream "getta TAN!" to me.

Piffle, sez I.

Melanoma is HOT.

2008-06-10T12:34:00.000-06:00

Melanoma is HOT.