<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post7999816170704625827..comments</id><updated>2010-01-27T07:36:01.502-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on The Absent Minded Housewife: Guess where I wear my ear muffs?</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/feeds/7999816170704625827/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html'/><author><name>Becky..AMHW</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='15' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZQ3v80U9d4o/SFgoobB4EpI/AAAAAAAAAf8/smEYUV4Kxjo/S220/becky+does+frenchmaid+3.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-2602381345292512323</id><published>2010-01-27T07:36:01.502-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T07:36:01.502-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear E. Rezek.

The rack is size double polyester ...</title><content type='html'>Dear E. Rezek.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rack is size double polyester fiberfill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Them babies are fake with fake felt nipples, held on with clear elastic and a smirk.  Novelty fun for office parties and baby showers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keep on keepin&amp;#39; on there though!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Becky</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/2602381345292512323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/2602381345292512323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1264602961502#c2602381345292512323' title=''/><author><name>Becky..AMHW</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='15' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZQ3v80U9d4o/SFgoobB4EpI/AAAAAAAAAf8/smEYUV4Kxjo/S220/becky+does+frenchmaid+3.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-342794239'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-6825906190885574739</id><published>2010-01-27T06:38:29.735-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T06:38:29.735-07:00</updated><title type='text'>so what size rack do you have backing up those nip...</title><content type='html'>so what size rack do you have backing up those nipples?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6825906190885574739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6825906190885574739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1264599509735#c6825906190885574739' title=''/><author><name>e.rezek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05639489802220940078</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-609295487'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-8983815847464723395</id><published>2010-01-27T06:38:28.544-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T06:38:28.544-07:00</updated><title type='text'>so what size rack do you have backing up those nip...</title><content type='html'>so what size rack do you have backing up those nipples?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/8983815847464723395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/8983815847464723395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1264599508544#c8983815847464723395' title=''/><author><name>e.rezek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05639489802220940078</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-609295487'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-8159194274000740790</id><published>2010-01-21T14:36:03.033-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T14:36:03.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I agree with Jill.  However, the limited treat cou...</title><content type='html'>I agree with Jill.  However, the limited treat count on the nipples i can deal with, and thanks for the visual :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its going to warm up, eventually.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erf</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/8159194274000740790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/8159194274000740790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1264109763033#c8159194274000740790' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2019662304'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-6562989109394574891</id><published>2010-01-21T10:32:24.361-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T10:32:24.361-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Becky...please take your medication.  I don&amp;#39;t ...</title><content type='html'>Becky...please take your medication.  I don&amp;#39;t need to hear about our Father in a speedo.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6562989109394574891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6562989109394574891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1264095144361#c6562989109394574891' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-812948991'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-2955784172668709377</id><published>2010-01-19T20:10:51.239-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T20:10:51.239-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gee, we just endured another January day with 60 d...</title><content type='html'>Gee, we just endured another January day with 60 degree weather and sunshine.  I do Love El Nino weather patterns!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pat almost always gets zapped when she gets out of our new Toyota Prius.  I don&amp;#39;t.  Do not know why her and not me.  I tell her she is an electrifying woman but I don&amp;#39;t think she really thinks so.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/2955784172668709377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/2955784172668709377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263957051239#c2955784172668709377' title=''/><author><name>Dick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12381970360203140143</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12881835663167572563'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8OfEO3NtNKY/SXuNsvSFImI/AAAAAAAAAAk/1RroISfeCNk/S220/Me+%26+my+Miata.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-515798773'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-49605336486153382</id><published>2010-01-19T10:46:24.055-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T10:46:24.055-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Geez, Becky, I would hate static electricity to za...</title><content type='html'>Geez, Becky, I would hate static electricity to zap your fuzzy and hairy mammary region so will offer this Helpful Hint from Skitzo Leezra: cut 1 dryer sheet into halves and place inside your bra to prevent nipple zaps.  Plus, your boobs will smell laundry fresh!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/49605336486153382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/49605336486153382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263923184055#c49605336486153382' title=''/><author><name>SkitzoLeezra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15484609726259148184</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_C2cnYZ8Xxr8/R7C2uq5lAjI/AAAAAAAAAF4/o52rFgRHt7I/S220/Lisa+and+the+devil+small.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-959737091'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-6946352693100396489</id><published>2010-01-19T05:14:46.067-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T05:14:46.067-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Numb hairy speedo nipples covered in ear hair.

Yo...</title><content type='html'>Numb hairy speedo nipples covered in ear hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You sound hot.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6946352693100396489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6946352693100396489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263903286067#c6946352693100396489' title=''/><author><name>Moooooog35</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F74vJj-Clzk/SsudCrh56AI/AAAAAAAAIks/9vodYd9q5Ws/S220/IMG_1626.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-486737819'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7839399472725465982</id><published>2010-01-19T02:14:41.014-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T02:14:41.014-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hehe...you said nipple</title><content type='html'>Hehe...you said nipple</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/7839399472725465982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/7839399472725465982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263892481014#c7839399472725465982' title=''/><author><name>Amy Lee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14652489370010972022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1174788380'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-6723684020856052768</id><published>2010-01-18T21:32:54.674-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T21:32:54.674-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bwah! I love you, AMHW!</title><content type='html'>Bwah! I love you, AMHW!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6723684020856052768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/6723684020856052768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263875574674#c6723684020856052768' title=''/><author><name>Robyn T.</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1555005941'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-3541217448338080400</id><published>2010-01-18T15:31:41.073-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T15:31:41.073-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man, I&amp;#39;d die to be in a cruise right now.</title><content type='html'>Man, I&amp;#39;d die to be in a cruise right now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/3541217448338080400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/7999816170704625827/comments/default/3541217448338080400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html?showComment=1263853901073#c3541217448338080400' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/2010/01/guess-where-i-wear-my-ear-muffs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14990613.post-7999816170704625827' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14990613/posts/default/7999816170704625827' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1832528045'/></entry></feed>
